(9/9/08) grandpa's will; the sock-in-pants sketch

(Entered in paper journal on 2-train.)

Dream #1

I was outside a house on a sunny day. I was alone at first, looking into the house through blinded windows. My mom's best friend TM was with me. The house was TM's. I had come here to get something. TM and I were talking friendly.

At some point TM mentioned how she would have to tell my mom we'd spoken. I kind of worried about that, thinking of how I hadn't spoken with my mom for a little while now. I was looking into a big room which may have had a hot tub in it.

Now I sat in the passenger seat of a car with a beautiful woman who was my mom. My mom was telling me how my grandfather had willed me something. But now my mom didn't want to give it to me. She told me something like the only reason I was talking with my mom nowadays was to get this thing from her.

I embraced my mom as if she were my girlfriend. I tried to reassure her that I really loved her. I looked at my  mom's legs. They were covered in white hair that was soft and feathery, like the feathery blossoms of a tamarisk.

Dream #2

A "Saturday Night Live" sketch, where James Belushi, dressed in a baby blue, polyester suit and looking like a news reporter, sand a love song that would conventionally have been sung by a sexy woman. The camera was slightly closed up on Belushi's face.

Now the singer was an in-shape man who kind of had a sleazy look. The man was tan, with "fake blonde-"brown hair and a mustache. The man wore a white tank top and blue jeans. The scene was of the man dancing around in a disco-like setting, with a few men like him dancing around behind him.

The man, still singing the woman-styled sexy love song, pulled off his shirt. He shoved a sock down his pants and pulled his pants down. He was wearing something like pantyhose and panties. The sock stuck out hugely on the man's front, showing between the panties and pantyhose. All the women in the audience cheered as if this were something very sexy.